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What OVNN thinks the AFC is Thinking

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ovfd55
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What OVNN thinks the AFC is Thinking

Post by ovfd55 on Tue Feb 05, 2013 9:51 am

AFC EAST
Buffalo Bills

GM-"Fuck the Rooney's I'm the first guy ever to hire a Asian in Asia to Coach a team Via Skype"

Coach-"If Mario Williams was the Mario in Super Mario Bros I mighta beat that game"

Fans-"No one Circles the Wagons like the the Buffalo Bills,Playoffs here we come"

Mario Williams-"When do we go back to Canada,I need some more of that Super Weed from that Renee guy that coachs the Ravens"


New York Jets

GM-"Bout time the goverment sent us our Hurricane relief package after the way it hit our Coach"

Coach-"Maybe I'll spend more time with my girl next year before draft,Being late this time didn't hurt"

Fans-"So You're Saying there a chance at the playoffs"

Darrel Revis-"What Should I put on that Island I brought with my last Contract"


Miami Dolphins

GM-"how many more Miles can I get out of Tanny's wife before I need a new QB"

Coach-"We still have a chance at Playoffs Boys"

Fans-"When are the Damn Tannehills going to release a Sex Tape"

Julius Peppers-"Why I come back for another year,oh Yeah to Fuck the Qbs wife"


New England Patriots

GM-"Yes Mrs Brady,Can I talk to MR. Brady"

Coach-"Just glad people didn't relise I got so drunk of missing Brady I missed 2 games Myself"

Fans-"Fuck Gisselle,Why Tom choose you over us,but Seriously we would fuck you given the chance"

Rob Gronkowski-"Gronk would make a better QB then this Mallet guy,But Gronk just gets Drunk and Smash bishes"
AFC NORTH


Cincinnati Bengals

GM-"I'm the best GM Ever,From OC to BB3"

Coach-"This team is Loaded"

Fans-"Super Bowl Bound,Fuck Pitt,Clevlend and Baltimore"

AJ Green"Pass me the Ball and we will keep winning"


Clevlend Browns

GM-"I think I already have most wins in Browns History,Someone check on that"

Coach-"Red
Zukezuchegno will fuck you UP"

Fans-"Why couldn't we Hire the Tosh Hawk guy"

Brandon Weeden-"We might make the playoffsagain before I get my first letter in the mail from AARP"

 

Pittsburg Steelers

GM-"Who the FUCK approved this Tim Tebow deal"

Coach-"Dear Baby Jesus,I Signed Tebow like you told me to what do I do next"

Fans-"What the fuck happened to our Franchise we went from ost Superbowls to the team that signed Tebow,Fuck you Skip Bayless"

Tim Tebow-"Please Lord help the Coach's Wife


Baltimore Ravens

GM-"Wow we Fuckin suck"

Coach-"Where in the blue hell did I put the Weed,Please lord let me find it without getting up"

Fans-"Louis Glover here we Come"

Terrell Suggs-"Why Can't I give locker room speeches like Ray did"
AFC SOUTH
Tennessee Titans

GM-"Suck it Colts"

Coach-"How can I get out of playoffs so I can go on my yearly Turkey hunt"

Fans-"We going to the Ship,We Going to the Ship"

Chris Johnson-"How many yards did Demarco and Lynch get this week"


Indianapolis Colts

GM-"How the Fuck did we lose to the Titans"

Coach-"HA,I beat the Chargers"

Fans-"We Trust in Luck,playoffs here we come"

Andrew Luck-"Then Ints I threw earlier really took the pressure off me for rest of year"


Houston Texans

GM-"Can't belive I can't fire the coach becouse he has Pics of my Grey Bush"

Coach-"I'll make my Run Next year"

Fans-"God we're Houston Oilers bad"

Matt Ryan-"These dumbasses gave me a contract,with a int Cluase LMAO"


Jacksonville Jaguars

GM-"Jags for SALE,Doesn't LA want a team"

Interm Coach-"Please this team is killing my Draftwho future"

Fans-"Sell this team ASAP"

MJD-"You suck at life if you can't find a way to get me into the Endzone"
AFC WEST


San Diego Chargers

GM-"Until next time You Stay Classy San Deigo"

Coach-"Ah so I finnally lost this year,Game shark wasn't in"

Fans-"Best team in Chargers History"

Phillip Rivers-"They PAID me they really PAID me"


Oakland Raiders

GM-"AL Davis prob woulda Fired me by now"

Coach"Bruh,I'm unstoppale since I stopped Chatting Bruh"

Fans-"The Black Hole might have a Differnt meaning with a coach named Bi-Gregg"

Darren Macfadden-"Bust,Really Bruh I'll bust a nut in yo face during the playoffs"


Kansas City Chiefs

GM-"Well this Zou guy will lead us back next year I bet"

Coach-"Should I go Golfing with the Cards Coach or Bowling come Playoff time?"

Fans-"Why arn't we winning with Fitz and Wallace"

Larry Fitzgerald-"This Mike Wallace guy better not take any of my catches"


Denver Broncos

GM-"How is Peyton still playing didn't pay him thinkinghe'd still be around"

Coach-"I'm taking my offseason vacation Early to go to Korea to see TastySweetNutz"

Fans-"Hey We beat the Redskins"

Peyton Manning-Almost been in league long enough to get the Erectile Deisfunction ads I've been aiming for"
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Re: What OVNN thinks the AFC is Thinking

Post by kotb on Tue Feb 05, 2013 12:39 pm

Hilarious

    Current date/time is Mon Aug 21, 2017 8:03 am