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What Ovnn thinks the NFC is thinking

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ovfd55
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What Ovnn thinks the NFC is thinking

Post by ovfd55 on Thu Feb 07, 2013 9:52 am

NFC EAST

Washington Redskins

Owner-"Money,Money,Money"

Coach-"How many times to I have to ask that cheap ass Owner to add a roof to stop it from raining in important games"

Fans-"Man this NFC East is to easy"

RG3-"Damn my Fuck it beat everyone socks are sold out again"


New York Gaints

Owner-"We're going to make it this year I know it"

Coach"Where did my Crown Royal go I'm Thirsty"

Fans-"We Better not fall one game short this year"

Kenny Phillips-"Why hasn't the cops found the 3 guys that jumped me,told them they were wearing disquises to look like Redskins,Cowboys and Eagles coaches"


Dallas Cowboys

Owner-"Need to get Kian a Celeb girlfriend so I get more Media atttention"

Coach-"Please don't let Jerry find out bout my Gay Fireman Calender issue"

Fans-"Dear God,Why did you give us another QB that plays like Romo"

Demarco Murrary-"Damn it,Get me the phone # to the Jackass guy in Happy Gilmore so I can send him to Seattle"


Philadelphia Eagles

Owner-"MMM,Philly AI exploitative tactics Steak"

Coach"Maybe Coaching Dwho,NHL,and wrestling for Vince is affecting my Proformance"

Fans-"Next year we will kill Santa if we're still losing"

MIcheal Vick-"Who Cares they still funding my Dog Kennels"



NFC NORTH

Chicago Bears

Owner-"My Master plan is coming together"

Coach-"What State Do I need to go to,So I can marry K'Town"

Fans-"Dikta woulda made this team into the 85 Bears"

K'town Wilcox-"Best LB EVER,Baby"


Green Bay Packers

Owners-"We Need More Money"

Coach-"Fix this Motherfucking Connection Problem Before I Fucking Blow my Fucking Brains out"

Fans-"What The HELL is Going on"

Aaron Rodgers-"Sorry I forgot to Discount Double check the Connection again"


Detriot Lions

Owner-"Atleast no one Remember the DrtyPillowTalk,Matt Millen Years"

Coach-"Ahh,Need to win these Close games now"

Fans-"Maybe it would help if it was Chevy Field instead of slow ass Ford Field"

Calvin Johnson-"Pass me the Damn Ball Every down and we would never lose"


Minnisota Vikings

Owner-"Please Don't let this coach Leave to"

Coach-"I atleast won my 1st game"

Fans-"Best Dwho Season yet"

Percy Harvin-"Trade me next please,pretty please with a cheery on top?"

NFC SOUTH


 

Tampa Bay Bucaneers

Owner-"Another NFC South Crown awaits"

Coach-"Hope football season never ends so I don't have to go back to cold weather"

Fans-"This is our year"

Josh Freeman-"These rookie WRs are awsome"



Atlanta Falcons

Owner-"HOLY SHITBALLS,We're Tied for the division"

Coach-"Told yall without Diectional Punting,Ballhawking,and Matt Ryan We had a chance"

Fans-"Donte the Best Rookie QB since Vick"

Donte Calloway-I love this teams Throw 37 ints in 10 games and they still treat you like a HOF QB"


 

New Orleans Saints

Owner-"What The Fuck is going on"

Coach-"I need to score more in NHL"

Fans-"The Commish is punishing us for Beating his team in playoffs only explanation"

Julius Hampton-"I'm Still going to get Mine"


Carolina Panthers

Owner-"I'm a cursed Asshole,for sure"

Coach-Ovnn doesn't think he can think at the moment

Fans-"Bring Back Farenheit,Bring back the pussy eater"

Cam Newton-"Not even Superman can save this team"



NFC WEST

Seattle Seahawks

Owner-"Tosh Better Hawk me a Superbowl this year"

Coach-"HAHA I just Toshhawked by using my feet"

Fans-"We Are the 13th man,The Gameshark is the 12th man"

Marshawn Lynch-Beast mode in full affect this year,Beast mode demands it rain Skittles NOW"


San Francisco 49ers

Owners-"How Brillant is it to hire a coach named Coach"

Coach-"Fuck Seattles Coach"

Fans-"Wonder which QB we draft this year"

Stephen Diaz-"Wonder if the old TV show Coach is about our Coach"


St.Louis Rams

Owner-"How Smart was it to hire Seattle Coach and give him a fake ID?"

Coach-"MMm,What free sample am I giving out today at Sams Club"

Fans-"This is better then the greatest Show on turf"

Avuis Allen-"I Catch more Balls then a gay Pornstar"


Arizona Cardinals

Owner-"Well hiring the mild pissed off coach is slowly working"

Coach"My D is better than your D"

Fans-"Wish our Coach relised Offense mattered to"

Patrick Peterson-"Why does Coach keep asking to see my PP"
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Re: What Ovnn thinks the NFC is thinking

Post by G Waffle19 on Thu Feb 07, 2013 8:48 pm

Whats Tosh Hawkin?

    Current date/time is Sat Oct 21, 2017 10:41 pm